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Round 1

You are the Holy Buffin Emperor, Grower of the Tree, Maker of Destiny, Conquerer of Space and Time. THW double the radius of the tree rather than the height of the tree. (Holy Buffin)

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83%
17%
5 Gov wins 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
Round 2

TH, as a hegemonic authoritarian government, W invest in the “Tarkin Doctrine” over the “Thrawn Doctrine” (Drift and hit both tracks)

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50%
50%
3 Gov wins 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
Round 3

THO the narrative that Sisyphus is happy (I think therefore I PC)

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67%
33%
4 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
Round 4

THP the "Qcomm" approach over the "Ivey" approach (Tarkov?)

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67%
33%
4 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
Round 5

TH, as a well-established business man, W make all your siblings' children compete in a hunger games each Christmas for your employee referral (Grab his ___ and twist it)

50%
50%
3 Gov wins 3 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
Semifinals

THW shave (shave)

100%
0 Gov wins 2 Opp wins
balance inconclusive
ESL Finals

This house regrets dating apps (Eg. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc.) (Western HST CA team cooked so hard they CAPed this comp too)

100%
0 Gov wins 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive
Grand Final

THW immediately jump gilly (holy aura loss)

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100%
0 Gov wins 1 Opp win
balance inconclusive